Nobody Dies A Virgin, Life Fucks Us All Baby Tee | Y2K Dark Humor Baby Tee, Ironic Unhinged Gift

A philosophical and edgy take on life. This "Life F*cks Us All" baby tee is a piece of dark humor for those who get it. It’s a bold and unforgettable statement. This fitted tee features a classic shrunken fit for that iconic '90s silhouette without being a crop top. Perfect for adding an unhinged touch to your Y2K wardrobe.

👕 Premium Quality & Fit

This isn't just a shirt; it's your new favorite tee. We designed it for comfort and style that lasts.

• Seamless Comfort: Our classic crew neck features a tubular knit, which means no side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit.

• Built to Last: A ribbed knit collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensure the tee keeps its shape and durability, wash after wash.

• Perfect Weight: Made from soft, midweight cotton that’s perfect for year-round comfort.

• Ethically Made: Crafted with ethically sourced materials, so you can feel as good as you look.

📦 Fast Shipping

We get your order ready ASAP so you can start rocking your new tee.

• Production Time: 1-3 business days

• USA Shipping: 2-5 business days

• International Shipping: 10-30 business days

🫧 Easy Care for Long-Lasting Style

Keep your new tee looking amazing with these simple steps.

• Wash: Machine wash inside out in warm water (max 40C or 105F).

• Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.

• Dry: Tumble dry on medium heat or hang to dry for best results.

• Iron: Iron on low heat, but never directly on the design. Do not dry clean.

🔄 Our Promise To You

Your satisfaction is our top priority.

• Because each tee is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for size or change-of-mind. We highly recommend checking the size chart before ordering!

• However, if there is any issue with the print quality or the item arrives damaged, please send us a message with a photo. We will make it right.

🙌 Thank You!

Your support means the world to our small business! We're so excited for you to love your new tee and are grateful to have you as part of our community.